Welcome to Moonlight Narcosis!

Who is Joanna?

I'm just your typical student of the botanical sciences, out to improve the world through chemistry. Plants have so many interesting chemicals that haven't been identified or isolated yet, and one of these days I will master those chemicals for everyone's good.

What does Joanna do?

Is your brain snoring when the rest of you is awake? Struggling through writer's block? Neurotic over an unfinished essay? Or maybe your third eye is just a little lazy?

The herbal blends I sell are all-natural imagination enhancers. They don't force you to have ideas, they just help the ideas come along on their own.

There are many ways to use these blends. Burn them like they're incense, and your thoughts will be enhanced for as long as the aroma lasts. Want something a little more potent? Steep it for ten minutes in water that's just below boiling, then drink two cups - slowly, though! If you're patient, you can even infuse them into alcohol and get a tincture that can wake you up anytime, anywhere.

Azure Sky

A good blend to get you past that which holds you back. When burned, it lets off a delicate aroma that recalls the freshness that follows a storm. Within minutes, you'll find that the neurotic worries that are holding you back will fade away and the path to your goal will be made clear. Perfect for long study sessions or enhancing meditation.

Indigo Specter

An advanced blend for those who have outgrown the search for a bluer sky. The fragrance is much more mysterious - the Specter smells of cosmic secrets, of pastures in other planes of existence. Ponder the smell and taste as it works its effects on your body and soul. The Specter can help you unlock lost memories, explore your own innate potential, or show you secrets that you own eyes couldn't see.

For first time users: Enjoying Indigo Specter in a group setting, ideally with someone who has experienced it before, is highly recommended.

Touching Stars

A special blend made custom for only a select group of my truest friends and most loyal clients. The ingredients are a secret, the effects are stranger than normal, but once you have experienced it, you will understand the name. One whiff, and you will understand that all of the stars are within your grasp - but only if you choose to touch them.

How do I get these wonderful blends?

My blends aren't available in any store, but don't fret! Just find me out and about - ask around if you don't know my routines - and mention the blend you would like to try. Moonlight Narcosis is always open for business, if you just know how to find it!

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